Hello I’m Mark I like a rhyme
I do it when I have some time.
I’m climbing Ben Nevis in Winter though I’m old
Food banks need finance to help feed our fold
Prices are rising in rapid inflation
Causing starvation across this great nation
The British now starving? That’s unpatriotic!
Where is the government?
Having parties – chaotic!
Please sponsor me to climb Ben Nevis
or a crevice.
If I manage to reach the summit
Without a slip to fall then plummet
I will sing a Scottish ditty,
and post to Facebook, (though sounding sh*tty)
A good day’s hike through the cold Scotch mist
Then down to a pub for Brahms and Liszt
Thank you for anything you can donate so our sisters and brothers get food on their plate.
PS I plan to climb on either 5th,6th or 7th Feb choosing best weather conditions. I will post clips of the journey on fb.